Wednesday, May 19, 2010

How the Hino Truck shoulda been!!



I love to design cars, never been interested in arts. But Transportation design provoked me to go further and deeper in arts, as they say,' The walls between art and engineering exits only in our mind'.

So now, along with improving my sketching which is my primary objective right now. I am a huge fan of Entertainment Arts, Industrial design and Transportation Designing.

Happy Motoring!!

FaceBook Blocked in Pakistan!



I wonder how true this is. We sure can cost them some money, but its not about hurting anyone through anyways.
Facebook has a policy regarding Impersonation. Someone impersonates me, facebook will kick his ass out, but one someone impersonates ALLAH s.w.t or Hasrat Muhammad S.A.W, they sit quite.

Freedom of Expression is contradictory term, but anyone can exercise it anywhere in the world along Pakistan as well...but in Pakistan...they respect each others morals and etiquette while exercising it.

Cheers!!

Friday, May 14, 2010

A stylish NUDE ending is the Pakistani tradition?

The country is flooded with extremists, but they seem to have no problem with a picture wearing a portrait of a topless woman being hosted on the top Pakistani english newspaper's website. But I do have a fucking problem, but it is not with the ugly black nipple.

You see the problem is, even in the younighted-estates of Amreeka they do not let anyone host porn or say even softcore stuff on places available to general public. They atleast add a button to notify that the website hosts contents for adults.

But, Thanks to our blind Government and censorboard which by the way only seems to be interested in Punjabi mujray's and films, has let this one stay as part of freedom of media.

Even I emailed to all the Government Email address but the all the emails were bounced back!



Here's the link to the gallery: Dawn.com| Media Gallery| A Stylish Ending|.

It should be duly noted that parents in Pakistan recommend their children to read english newspapers especially Dawn to improve their english. So rather Dawn acting as a responsible media company, it gave a pretty lame justification for the picture to stay there.

They said,'We must show the people what the fashionista's are doing completely uncensored'.

Oh yeah, I am dancing naked on Shara-e-faisal....but you wouldn't fucking show me on your channel live now would you? or lets say Meera shoots a porno movie?! I dare you I double dare you!

And then Dawn.com even contradicts their own statement by describing the picture as traditional;

A Stylish Ending

On Friday, the last day of the Karachi Fashion Week, traditional styles met with daring, bold colours and designs on the runway.


Oh yeah, Traditional; fuck you....Bold and Black: Yeah, its like the portrait was painted on MS-Word...I wonder how he missed to push the italic button....Design; Innovation is the substance...but where is it? painting a topless woman? thats porn dude!.....Daring; You see showing your skin is indeed daring in a public bus in Pakistan or Sohrab Goth or Pahalwaan Goth, but this is outrageous. There are people who dress for comfort rather to show their skin in the west as well as here...and they are in majority over voyeurs.

You see, Freedom has no boundaries, but it is mandatory to have the decency to comply with the etiquettes and morals of the society it exercises within.

And if the concerned authorities let's go this, this time...one nude pic and then it'll open the floodgates. A memorable line near the end from the movie, Judgement at Nuremberg (1961):

Ernst Janning: Judge Haywood... the reason I asked you to come: Those people, those millions of people... I never knew it would come to that. You *must* believe it, *You must* believe it!...

Judge Dan Haywood: Herr Janning, it "came to that" the *first time* you sentenced a man to death you *knew* to be innocent.

None of the statements mentioned in the Blog are Dawn's official responses to the picture rather by the people concerned.

Humorous Pakistan: Official Driving Safety Guidelines of Khyber-Pakhtunkhwa!!

So Jalopnik.com came across our Khyber-Pakhtunkhwa's driving guidelines which from the website which seems to be written by some intehayi bachoda. seriously? what else can you make it out from the words?



http://www.nwfp.gov.pk/services/Drive-safty.php

Even the link has the letter "E" missing from safety making it sound indeed the Pakistani way,'Safty'. So hats of to the writer for being a Pakistani by heart rather a poser!


via Jalopnik.com

When the past met future!

Amazing concept isn't it?



Made to honor Sebastien Loeb's 6th consecutive WRC win!

Tuesday, March 9, 2010

Granma is one crazy bhangra dancer!!

BMW 1000RR is so fake or fast?

I wonder what other tricks can BMWs bike pull out on the table instead of the track where it should be doing tricks. Not in somebody's kitchen!

Monday, March 8, 2010

Join Pakistani politics and get rich within no time!

Here you see Minister for Food Sindh, Mr. Nadir Magsi driving his F430 Scuderia somewhere in the US of A whereas the people he took oath to provide food to, die of hunger before they even see a Ferrari in flesh.

LOL Ads: Toyota bashing unlimited!!

Thanks to the innovative minds at Danish garage door manufacturing, Toyota owners now do not have to worry about sticking accelerator pedals and breaking their own garage's or door!

Sunday, March 7, 2010

How do u know its a " Her " ?




Hello Gentleman and gentleman and gentleman and more gentlemen, I feel like I am in a gay bar, where are the girls? And there happens to be only one girl around the forums and she’s found just that ugly that many consider a boy over her. You see that is the problem on most car enthusiast forums, there are no girls, they will only show up if you pay them to pose naked infront of your car for a few flicks for personal stupid myspace or facebook albums. And then you will find them calling for their vaginal rights against misbehavior of men with them when it comes to cars.

We all know man is attracted to females, no matter how ugly she is but one find its interest in it somehow. I.e. some get attracted to how she performs, some to her beauty, some to her curves, some to her reliability, some fall for her loyalty, some think about long term prospects, her goodwill, and the list never ends. Notice how her characteristics are alike a car? You will come across many males who do not really notice the exterior beauty of a female, just like a car’s exterior, as it is not the exterior you see when you drive it. The interior, or nature of the woman is their ultimate preference and it is indeed practical.

Females are so seldom found on any healthy auto forums, that now, thanks to Megan Fox, we find it quite sexy when she says camshafts. And the day isn’t too far away when most auto enthusiasts would make their wives & girl friends memorize different parts of car or its engine then make them say to them to turn them on.

So why exactly do we call her a her? The very first car man built named it after a girl ‘Mercedes’. Is this the right answer? NO! Because recently a female friend of mine asked me on my facebook, ’How do you know it’s a her’. I replied,’ it is quite simple O person of opposite sex, because she doesn’t do anything and yet asks costly maintenance’. My answer made me feel like bloody fuckingg Einstien who just cracked the most wondered thought of a female’s brain!