Tuesday, March 9, 2010

Granma is one crazy bhangra dancer!!

BMW 1000RR is so fake or fast?

I wonder what other tricks can BMWs bike pull out on the table instead of the track where it should be doing tricks. Not in somebody's kitchen!

Monday, March 8, 2010

Join Pakistani politics and get rich within no time!

Here you see Minister for Food Sindh, Mr. Nadir Magsi driving his F430 Scuderia somewhere in the US of A whereas the people he took oath to provide food to, die of hunger before they even see a Ferrari in flesh.

LOL Ads: Toyota bashing unlimited!!

Thanks to the innovative minds at Danish garage door manufacturing, Toyota owners now do not have to worry about sticking accelerator pedals and breaking their own garage's or door!

Sunday, March 7, 2010

How do u know its a " Her " ?




Hello Gentleman and gentleman and gentleman and more gentlemen, I feel like I am in a gay bar, where are the girls? And there happens to be only one girl around the forums and she’s found just that ugly that many consider a boy over her. You see that is the problem on most car enthusiast forums, there are no girls, they will only show up if you pay them to pose naked infront of your car for a few flicks for personal stupid myspace or facebook albums. And then you will find them calling for their vaginal rights against misbehavior of men with them when it comes to cars.

We all know man is attracted to females, no matter how ugly she is but one find its interest in it somehow. I.e. some get attracted to how she performs, some to her beauty, some to her curves, some to her reliability, some fall for her loyalty, some think about long term prospects, her goodwill, and the list never ends. Notice how her characteristics are alike a car? You will come across many males who do not really notice the exterior beauty of a female, just like a car’s exterior, as it is not the exterior you see when you drive it. The interior, or nature of the woman is their ultimate preference and it is indeed practical.

Females are so seldom found on any healthy auto forums, that now, thanks to Megan Fox, we find it quite sexy when she says camshafts. And the day isn’t too far away when most auto enthusiasts would make their wives & girl friends memorize different parts of car or its engine then make them say to them to turn them on.

So why exactly do we call her a her? The very first car man built named it after a girl ‘Mercedes’. Is this the right answer? NO! Because recently a female friend of mine asked me on my facebook, ’How do you know it’s a her’. I replied,’ it is quite simple O person of opposite sex, because she doesn’t do anything and yet asks costly maintenance’. My answer made me feel like bloody fuckingg Einstien who just cracked the most wondered thought of a female’s brain!