Tuesday, November 3, 2009

All new Chinese car!!

The new Car from China!!

Sunday, November 1, 2009

+18: Just race when you race!!

Meet a dedicated racer who is interested in winning, but he's more interested in looking at what he is in to win from the competition!!

Kind Advice; Yes its your right to know what you're racing for...but either witness it before or after the race!!.

The movie from the dead: Slackistan!!

The movie from the dead city made by the ghosts for the folks of West!!

Finally we have a movie made by some folks claiming to be in their 20's, due to utter boredom. The movie has a concept which the young generation of Pakistani kids are somewhat trying to convey to our daddies abroad since like forever!

Which is, We are not terrorist..and we do stupid things just like you do over there!

Yes, the aforesaid line completes the movie. you saw it in a jiffy!Congratulations!

With that said, The movie focuses just on the lives of rich youngsters from Islamabad a.k.a Isloo who are trying to do something which is kept secret from all of us!

Personally the movie looks fun to watch to me...as it is not made by the Pakistani movie makers of yore!

2009 Frankfurt Motor Show Ladies!!

To a true motorist; we dont like babes on the boot of the car, it actually blocks our vision of the motor!! But she wonders, what is sexy to a motorist?! Perhaps she should learn to hot-wire a car!!



To meet the rest of the babes, Go here.

How to Throw a Subaru Impreza WRX STI into the Atmosphere!!

How to Throw a Subaru Impreza WRX STI into the Atmosphere -

The physics behind rally driver Ken Block’s jumps.

Rally driving is Ken Block’s passion, but what’s earned him YouTube immortality are his gymkhana videos and those jumps where he throws his Subaru Impreza WRX STI into the atmosphere with apparent recklessness. Of course, once Block is up in the air, he puts Sir Isaac Newton in the driver’s seat. “You have to be very calculating,” says the 41-year-old co-founder of DC Shoes.

Currently, the essential element to Block’s calculations is a Microsoft Excel spreadsheet developed by mathematically minded snowboarder Aaron Dettling. Relying on the fact that physics is scalable, Dettling’s program (originally developed for constructing snowboard jumps) uses the same basic formulas that determine the parabolic trajectory of an arrow shot from a bow or a shell shot from a cannon. “I start by converting the velocity of the projectile leaving the ramp in miles per hour to feet per second [Vt],” Dettling says. “Then I convert the velocity of the projectile into vertical velocity [Vv], horizontal velocity [Vh], and angle of the jump [A].”

That works out to this:

Vv = sin A (Vt)
Vh = cos A (Vt)

Next, those numbers can be used to calculate horizontal distance (X) or vertical distance (Y), in feet, at any point in the trajectory, using the gravitational constant (G) of 32.17 feet per second²:

“These equations don’t look like what you find in college physics books—but they work,” says Dettling. “I replaced a lot of the symbols with conventional numbers and letters in an attempt to make it easier to grasp. It’s real easy to build a jump. To make it work and function correctly, is actually pretty difficult to do.”

Block jumps his race cars, with the addition of about 150 pounds thrown into the trunk to offset the engine’s mass up front. But the launch angle for Block’s jumps is constantly evolving. While his launches used to be set at 18 degrees, he and Dett­ling now find he’s most comfortable at an angle between 10 and 15 degrees. Dettling has also found that, at the relatively low speeds of the short-duration jumps, the aerodynamic drag’s effects are within the tolerances of the landing zones. But since drag increases exponentially with speed, those forces will become critical at more radical velocities.

Landing ramps have changed with a move from “step-down” ramps, set below the launch altitude, to “step-up” ramps, where the landing zone is higher than the liftoff point. When executed with the precision of an Olympic ski jumper, the impact on landing is minimized because the car’s trajectory matches the angle of the ramp. Assuming, of course, Block gets the velocity perfect at launch.

Racing in Super Slow Motion Compilation!!

Super Slow Motion makes, look every second of the Racing competition as glorious as ever even for the ultimate looser!!

Feast your eyes;

Saturday, June 13, 2009

LMAO: Bin Laden ran away in Honda 70!!



Musharraf ko halka samjha hay kiya tumnay!! =p

Long Live Pakistan!!



A very nice video!!

There were times!!



Afridi slaughtered the same side few years back, infront of which now he can't even get off the mark!!

Saturday, June 6, 2009

Disorder in the Amreekan Courts!!

These are from a book called Disorder in the American Courts, and are things people actually said in court, word for word, taken down and now published by court reporters who had the torment of staying calm while these exchanges were actually taking place.

Attorney: Are you sexually active?
Witness: No, I just lie there.

Attorney: What is your date of birth?
Witness: July 18th.
Attorney: What year?
Witness: Every year.

Attorney: What gear were you in at the moment of the impact?
Witness: Gucci sweats and Reeboks.

Attorney: This myasthenia gravis, does it affect your memory at all?
Witness: Yes.
Attorney: And in what ways does it affect your memory?
Witness: I forget.
Attorney: You forget? Can you give us an example of something you forgot?


Attorney: How old is your son, the one living with you?
Witness: Thirty-eight or thirty-five, I can't remember which.
Attorney: How long has he lived with you?
Witness: Forty-five years.


Attorney: What was the first thing your husband said to you that morning?
Witness: He said, "Where am I, Cathy?"
Attorney: And why did that upset you?
Witness: My name is Susan.


Attorney: Do you know if your daughter has ever been involved in voodoo?
Witness: We both do.
Attorney: Voodoo?
Witness: We do.
Attorney: You do?
Witness: Yes, voodoo.


Attorney: Now doctor, isn't it true that when a person dies in his sleep, he doesn't know about it until the next morning?
Witness: Did you actually pass the bar exam?


Attorney: The youngest son, the twenty-year-old,
how old is he?
Witness: Uh, he's twenty-one.


Attorney: Were you present when your picture was taken?
Witness: Would you repeat the question?


Attorney: So the date of conception (of the baby) was August 8th?
Witness: Yes.
Attorney: And what were you doing at that time?
Witness: Uhm...


Attorney: She had three children, right?
Witness: Yes.
Attorney: How many were boys?
Witness: None.
Attorney: Were there any girls?


Attorney: How was your first marriage terminated?
Witness: By death.
Attorney: And by whose death was it terminated?


Attorney: Can you describe the individual?
Witness: He was about medium height and had a beard.
Attorney: Was this a male or a female?


Attorney: Is your appearance here this morning pursuant to a deposition notice which I sent to your Attorney?
Witness: No, this is how I dress when I go to work.

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Attorney: Doctor, how many of your autopsies have you performed on dead people?
Witness: All my autopsies are performed on dead people.


Attorney: ALL your responses MUST be oral, OK? What school did you go to?
Witness: Oral.


Attorney: Do you recall the time that you examined the body?
Witness: The autopsy started around 8:30 p.m.
Attorney: And Mr. Denton was dead at the time?
Witness: No, he was sitting on the table wondering why I was doing an autopsy on him!


Attorney: Are you qualified to give a urine sample?
Witness: Huh?


Attorney: Doctor, before you performed the autopsy, did you check for a pulse?
Witness: No.
Attorney: Did you check for blood pressure?
Witness: No.
Attorney: Did you check for breathing?
Witness: No.
Attorney: So, then it is possible that the patient was alive when you began the autopsy?
Witness: No.
Attorney: How can you be so sure, Doctor?
Witness: Because his brain was sitting in a jar on my desk.
Attorney: But nevertheless could the patient have still been alive?
Witness: Yes, it is possible that he could have been alive and practicing law

K.S.A: Garbage Pick-up!!

Saudi Street Fighter!!

Pakistani Anglish Beggars!!



Who says that most Pakistani's are illiterate!?

Meet the then Prime Minister of Italy!!



Would you like have some Pizza's for dinner now?! & Hey they're oven-fresh from Italy!! =p

The 5ifth Wheel: Egyptians!!

Wednesday, June 3, 2009

Tokyo Mater!!



Now thats a movie worth to wait for!!

Report on Street Racing by Waqt News!!



Sahi keh raha hay; Bahut talent hay magar gaari nahin hay!! :|

Sunday, May 31, 2009

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